December 2011
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The Black Keys.
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Me: *turns on car radio*
Radio Station 1: "I'M SEXY AND I KNO-"
Me: SHUT UP *change*
Radio Station 2: "LAST FRIDAY NI-"
Me: FUCK *change*
Radio Station 3: "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRA-"
ME: *turns car into oncoming traffic*
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Me: (after four days of bakery work) I'm tired of smelling like bread.
Dad: Dough.
We’ve played on the presumption of the gay thing, but Sherlock and Watson are...
– Benedict Cumberbatch on A Scandal in Belgravia
(via ununpentium)
True Story.
straight guys: boobs are great
gay guys: boobs are great
straight girls: boobs are great
gay girls: boobs are great
I find that the best thing to do when you’re being bullied is to say “No,no...
– Stephen Fry (via welcome-to-the-rapture-family)
Equestrian Pie
wtffanfiction:
Fandom: My Little Pony
It was all too much, and Soarin’ climaxed suddenly. He shot loads of his non-dairy milk all over the pie tin, letting globs of it mix with the pie filling. The rest was left strewn about the cloud floor; he’d clean that up later, but for now, all his attention was focused on the pie.
The detail is staggering.
When people ask "So what do you like to do for...
transfluid:
Oh fuck.
Don’t say read fanfiction.
Don’t say gay porn.
Don’t say role play online.
Don’t say lulz at memes.
Don’t say gay porn.
Don’t say obsess over fictional characters.
Don’t say puzzles.
Don’t say gay porn.
Do. Not. Say. Gay. Porn.
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“CATS”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GPOY.
4 ENTIRE CLIPS
ping8pong:
RUSH RELENTS ROCK
RECKLESS NOR HURT
RUN ROCKS SHELTER
SECRET HORNS LURK
OH MY GOD.