February 2012
121 posts
I dont know why this is so funny →
wowfunniestposts:
this blog is hilarious
marththebland:
I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
40 weirdly intriguing questions...
1. What’s a question you’re afraid to ask? To whom?
2. What’s something you hide about your personality?
3. What’s something other people think about you that you don’t agree with?
4. How do you deal with criticism?
5. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
6. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
7. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
8. Describe your favourite texture.
9. Which national or global tragedy were you closest to and how did it affect you?
10. Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance.
11. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why?
12. Who would you say is your “anti” role model? Someone who serves as a warning rather than an inspiration?
13. What’s your least “politically correct” opinion?
14. What kind of underwear do you imagine Sherlock Holmes wears?
15. What’s one of the most difficult things you’ve ever had to do?
16. If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why?
17. What’s the most infuriating thing your parents (or caregiver) do?
18. Which Disney Princess do you most identify with and why? Which is your favourite and why? And yes- ANYONE can answer this question.
19. You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?
20. What’s the silliest fan theory you’ve ever come up with?
21. What did you think about before you fell asleep last night?
22. What’s the oddest term of endearment you’ve ever used or that someone’s used for you?
23. What motivates you in life?
24. What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that?
25. How do you think you will fare when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives?
26. Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? And if you could be any mythological creature, which would you want to be? Why?
27. Write a brief story about an actual adventure you’ve had.
28. Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life.
29. What’s something that scares you about the future?
30. List 5 quirky things about yourself.
31. Describe your dream library.
32. What’s the weirdest item you’ve ever mourned?
33. If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like?
34. Do you have any “rules” about food?
35. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
36. What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about?
37. Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for.
38. How do you approach social situations?
39. What is your ideal bed? Why?
40. Post a short excerpt of your life.
ASK ME AND ILL POST A NUDE XD
-now that ive got ur attention please ask me;)
SOOOOOO TIRED. DO NOT WANT WORK. LORDEH. SARAGURL DOES NOT PACE HERSELF AT ALL.
I wanted to dress up as Arthur Dent tomorrow. BUT NO. It has to be too hot to wear pyjamas and a dressing gown. So instead I have to be stupid pink Aeris. BAW.
Tai's Psychology Blog: Top Five Regrets of the... →
psychology2010:
A nurse has recorded the most common regrets of the dying, and among the top ones is ‘I wish I hadn’t worked so hard’. What would your biggest regret be if this was your last day of life?
A palliative nurse has recorded the top five regrets of the dying. Photograph: Montgomery…
Guess we need to avoid these…
Fuck yeah. Just taught myself a Ben Folds song on the piano.
But then I played it to my sister on the keyboard in her room, and she told me to get out so she could sleep.
Forever alone.
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Change is the only thing that will fix you. Don’t stop changing.
I feel like I have so much to say sometimes. Now is one of them. But I can’t.
The problem it seems, is that I feel it, more than I can put into words. It’s indescriable. And its absolutely crippling.
I find it so hard to think of people speaking without a thought. They can tell people things. Say for example, you said to me “Sara, you don’t seem too happy tonight. Why...
Isn't this perfect?
flossbucket:
My entire dash, regardless of fandom, ship, whatever, is just freaking out over where the fucking airport is.
It’s beautiful, and I love it.
Can we have a mapcrunch riot every day?
“You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion....”
– Harlan Ellison (via sirmitchell)
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Tips on Anal Sex
Get a BUTTLOAD of practice.
Santorum: Being Female is a Mental Disorder →
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mrsjojharrison:
It has been my experience that when dealing with females, you need to treat them as though they have a mental disorder… especially those that are constantly seeking equality in the workplace, the military,...
